Scottish Voice Show # 644

August 18, 2012

Aug 18, 2012

 Happy Birthday Ellen!


106 year old enjoys travelling

Intro: Fraid Knot,Calgarygroup

Poem: A computer swallowed Grandma



1      Fraid Knot/ Hoist the Sails/ wild mountain thyme

2      Natalie MacMaster/My Roots Are Showing/The Boys of theLake/

        Jigs: theDetroitJig/ The Mucking of Geordie’s Byre 

3      Fiddlers’ Sons/ Changing Times/ Kelly’s Mountain    

4      Vinnie Kilduff/ Boy From the Blue Hill/ The Sailor’s Farewell/

        TheCapeBreton6 Fiddler’s/Welcome to Shetland/Sweeney

5      John Allan Cameron/ Broom O’Cowden Knowes       

6      Natalie MacMaster/ My Roots Are Showing/Queen of the West/

        Hornpipes:FerryBridgeClog/Queen of the ..

7      Wendy, An Cliath Clis/ In Praise of CrookedLake

8      Dave Gunning/Two-Bit World/New Highway

9      Douglas Cameron/ The H Mackworth Set

10     Andy Duinker/Fine Company/Shenandoah

11     Douglas Cameron/The Margaree Set

12     Jerry Holland/Fiddler’s Choice/Glenn and Karl’s Set


The computer swallowed Grandma,

Yes, honestly it’s true!

She pressed ‘control and ‘enter’

And disappeared from view.

It devoured her completely,

The thought just makes me squirm.

She must have caught a virus

Or been eaten by a worm.

I’ve searched through the recycle bin

And files of every kind;

I’ve even used the Internet,

But nothing did I find.

In  desperation, I asked Mr. Google

My searches to refine.

The reply from him was negative,

Not a thing was found ‘online.’

So, if inside your ‘Inbox,’

My Grandma you should see,

Please ‘Copy, Scan’ and ‘Paste’ her,

And send her back to me.

 Writer unknown

This is a tribute to all the Grandmas & Grandpas, Nanas & Pops, who have been fearless and learned to use the Computer. They are the greatest!!!

 Quote: We do not stop playing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop playing.. NEVER Be the First to Get Old!


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